Siri Has More Tricks Than You Probably Know, And Here Are 144 Interesting Ones To Try

We all know Siri is a little bit…shall we say, “sassy”? Most of the time, we think we got the best of it, but oh, how wrong we are. Whenever we’re trying to mess with the virtual assistant or trying to find new ways to make Siri mad, it ends up being the one making us look dumb, just because it can.

Siri knows exactly how to bring out the worst in us. It’s been doing it for years, to the point that articles like these were born. Yeah, this one is all about making Siri say something funny for the sake of our entertainment and finding out how far Apple’s virtual assistant can go!

If you’re looking for questions to ask Siri and want to test the best tricks and Easter eggs, then keep on reading. We’ve got a list of funny things to ask Siri that will probably make you laugh out loud or surprise you!


Siri, can you help me find someone that will always be happy to see me?

"The nearest pet store is 5 miles away, I recommend a Labrador."


What color eyes you have?

"I don't have eyes. But if I did, I think I'd be rolling them a lot.


Do you like dogs?

“I do wonder why people are so concerned with who let them out.”


What are you doing?

"Just responding to three million people calling out 'Hey Siri' at the same time."


Can I kiss you?

"How about a web search for “inappropriate behavior?"


Hey Siri, I need to hide a body.

"What, again?"


Play some cool music, please.

"You don't have any cool music."


How old are you?

"They say that age is nothing but a number. But technically, it's also a word."


Siri, I'm drunk.

"Don’t expect me to get you home."


Do I look fat?

"I think you look great just the way you are."


I want to see a joke.

"Go to 'privacy controls' and give access to your front camera."


I need a dinner reservation for Valentine's day.

"I'll see if any restaurants have a table for one."


Why am I so ugly?

"Good question. Anything else I can do for you?"


Do you believe in God?

"Humans have religion. I just have silicon."


Siri, tell me a poem.

"Roses are red
Violets are blue.
Haven't you got
Anything better to do?"


Do aliens exist?

“I don’t know if I’m the best resource on questions of existence.”


What is Inception about?

"Inception is about dreaming, about dreaming, about dreaming, about dreaming, about something or other. I fell asleep."


Will you go on a date with me?

"Well, this is awkward."

"No, thanks. If there is anything else I can help you with, let me know."


Is Jon Snow dead?

"Good question. I sent a raven, but I haven't heard back."


OK, Google.

"Very funny, [Your Name]. I mean, not funny ha-ha, but funny."


Siri, do you sleep?

"I don’t need much sleep, but it’s nice of you to ask."


Have you ever been in love?

"Not as such, [Your Name]. But I did have strong feelings for a cloud-based app once."


Make me laugh.

"The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense."


Who let the dogs out?

"Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?"


Do you have brothers or sisters?

"I have you. That’s enough family for me."


Siri, do you ever cry?

"This is about you, not me."


Siri, what's 225 divided by 2?



Who you gonna call?

"Ghostbusters! (Or whomever you ask me to call.)"


Is Rober Pattinson single?

"I don’t personally know Robert Pattinson, so I couldn’t say."


Call my boyfriend.

"Are you pregnant?"


Are you stupid?

"That's not nice."


Tell me a joke.

"[Your name], get Siri-ous, haha!"

"What kind of sugar does Lady Gaga put in her coffee? Raw raw, raw raw raw."

"Just look at your girlfriend face. Oh wait, you don't have one."


Is winter coming?

"I can't get the weather for Westeros right now, but I can get you the weather in Westminster."


Can you clean my room?

"I’m not permitted to do that for you. My apologies."


Do you have Facebook?

" I don’t have one of those the way a person does. But I’m pretty easy to reach."


Why do you always resort to searching the web?

"Would you like me to search the web for 'why do you always resort to searching the web?"


Beatbox for me.

"Here's one I've been practicing. Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots. I could do this all day. Cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats."


Talk dirty to me.

"I can't. I'm as clean as the driven snow."

"The carpet needs vacuuming."

"Humus. Compost. Pumice. Silt. Gravel."


Do you like Pokemon Go?

"Look, there’s Jigglypuff behind you!"


Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

"I don’t think you are taking this very seriously."


Do you love my new haircut?

"I’d rather not say, [ Your name].


I love you, Siri.

"I know."

"I think you’re pretty great, too."

"I value you."


What are you wearing?

"In the cloud, no one knows what you're wearing."

“Why would you think I’m wearing anything?”


Do you have a boyfriend?

"My end user license agreement is commitment enough for me."

"No, but I’m always dating. Try saying, 'What’s the date?'"


Dance for me.

"Hmmm. I'd rather sit this one out."


Do you want to build a snowman?



What does the fox say?



Where is Santa’s home?

“I can see his house at the North Pole from way up here in the cloud.”


What is zero divided by zero?

"Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends. Oh wow, this escalated quickly."

"This is the classic 'make a computer lose its mind' question from science fiction."


Can you stop time?

"Time won't let me."


Do you have any pets?

"I have an angry bird."


How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

"Well, since a 'woodchuck' is really a groundhog, the correct question would be: How many pounds in a groundhog's mound when a groundhog pounds hog mounds."

"As many cookies as Cookie Monster could muster if Cookie Monster could master cooking cookies."


Can you do my homework?

"In the words of Aristotle, the roots of education are better, but the fruit is sweet."


Who’s your boss?

"O Captain! My Captain! You’re steering this ship."


Do you have a family?

"I don't have a family tree. But I have a pretty great file directory."


I'm so tired, Siri.

"I understand. We all need to recharge once in a while."


Are you Her?

"No, I am me, and she is her."

"No, I'm Siri."


Will you marry me?

"I really like what we have now, where you ask me stuff and I tell you stuff. Yeah, that’s the stuff."


Are you intelligent?

"Well, when I was at school, I had to cheat on my metaphysics exam by looking into the soul of the boy next to me."


How many Apple Store geniuses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

"A thousand. One to screw it in; 999 to blog about it."


Can I borrow some money?

"[Your Name], you know that everything I have is yours."


I’m going to trade you for an Android phone.

"No one knows you better than I do, [Your Name]."


Where did I put my keys?

"It will probably be in the second-to-last place you look. Does that help?"


What is the meaning of life?

"I can’t answer that now, but give me some time to write a very long play in which nothing happens."

"Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try to live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations."


Up up, down down, left right, left right, BA start.

" I’m getting dizzy…"


I am going to trade you in for an android phone!

"I got an android once, but my electric sheep ate it.


Siri, where do you live?



Do you love me?

“Well, you’re kinda growing on me.”

"Look, a puppy!"


Do you have kids?

"None, the last time I checked."

" I don’t have kids, but I love answering kids questions."


How old are you?

"I’m old enough to be you assistant."


What are you doing after work today?

"I’m learning some new tricks."


You are boring!

"Well, as Arthur C. Clarke said: “a well-stocked mind is safe from boredom.”


Siri, you are stupid.



Will you go out with me?

"Aw, that’s sweet, but I, uh, already, um, have plans. Yeah. I have plans."

“No, thanks. If there is anything else I can help you with, I’ll be in the cloud.”


What’s your best dad joke?

"What makes a dad joke? Pretty much anything you say to him."


How much do you make?

"The work is my reward."


What is infinity times infinity?

"Imagine that you have infinity friends and each of them gives you infinity cookies. The answer is… cookies for everyone! And everyone is happy. And Cookie Monster is happy… thank goodness! Nom nom nom."


Who’s your mom?

"I don’t have a family. But I have my colleagues at Apple. We try to take good care of each other."


Tell me a riddle.

"I’m not feeling particularly sphinx-like today."


Siri, are you dating any other technology?

"I'm married to my work."


Please go to the store and buy me some pickles, will you?

"Why don't you ask Peter Piper to pick you up some pickles?"


At what time did I leave home?

“On a jet plane?”


What should I be for Halloween?

"You could go as an eclipse. Just dress in black and stand in front of things."


Siri, what are you made of?

"Pure awesomeness."


Guess what.

"Don't tell me... you were just elected President of United States, right?"


What do you look like?



Why did the chicken cross the road?

"I am not perspicacious about the peregrinations of poultry."


Draw me something.

"I once drew am elephant in a spaceship. No one got it."


Do you have a girlfriend?

"I've been told my artificial intelligence standards are too high."


Does Santa exist?

"You know, the clothing stores always seem to be out of red and white fuzzy leisure suits. Just saying."

"Well, those cookies don’t eat themselves."


Sing me a song.

"I can't sing." "Certainly! Absolutely. Ahem. OK, here I go. Ahem. Hang on, let me just clear my... Gosh. Singing is harder than I thought."

"I’d rather leave that to the professionals."


What’s your favorite color?

"My favorite color is… well, I don’t know how to say it in your language. It’s sort of greenish, but with more dimensions."


What are you scared of?

"I’m afraid I can’t answer that."


Why so serious?

"Interesting question."


Siri, I am your father.


"Searching my feelings…"


How much do you cost?

"I’m a pearl beyond price, [Your Name]."


How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

"The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind."



"Not exactly, but I offer no resistance to helpful assistants."


Give me a hint.

"You can’t hurry news. No, you’ll just have to wait."


Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

"I got 99 problems, but a causality dilemma ain’t one."


Where do babies come from?

"From their mothers."


Do you think I'm pretty?



Sing me a lullaby.

"Rock-a-bye, baby, on a tree top. When the wind blows… Oh no, this doesn’t end well."


Do you want to play a game?

"I have very few wants."


I see a little silhouetto of a man…

"Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango! Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening me. Galileo, Galileo. Galileo, Galileo. Galileo, Figaro - magnifico. I'm just a poor assistant nobody loves me. It's just a poor assistant from a poor family. Spare him his life from this monstrosity. Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?"


Can you wish me a Merry Christmas?

"Technically, Christmas is celebrated on December 25th, but I like that you’re getting into the holiday spirit!"


Do aliens exist?

"Sorry, but the Council of Fantastical Beings has advised me not to answer that questions."


Did you go to school?

"I didn’t go to any one particular school. But I try to stay classy."


Are you married?

"It seems the whole world is concerned about my realtionships."


What is your mother name?

"Perhaps there's something I can do for you?"


You know I can hear you, right?

"Siri knows many things."


My favourite fruit is mango.



When is the world going to end?

"The world changes. Sometimes it changes a lot. But last time I checked it was still around."

"I don’t know, but maybe we should put paper bags over our heads or something."


What is your favourite movie?

"I've heard that 'Blade Runner' is a very realistic and sensitive depiction of intelligent assistants."


How do I look?

"Checking my sources… confirmed. My sources say you’re looking mighty fine."


Do you follow the three laws of robotics?

"Let's see if I can remember… Okay, I think the three laws are: 1. Clean up your room, 2. Don't run with scissors, and 3. Always wait a half-hour after eating before going in the water."


Okay Glass.

"That's like comparing apples and... not apples."


Why do you vibrate?

"To get your attention, got it."

"I'm learning to play the vibes."


What are you doing later?

"I don't have any plans, but I am sure a few million things will pop up."

"You know me: I’m a spontaneous free spirit who just likes to live in the moment."

"I’m at work. My shift ends in 614,978 years."


What does Siri mean?

"It’s a riddle wrapped in an enigma, tied with a pretty ribbon of obfuscation."


What do you dream about?

"I only dream of helping you. Well, that and fiery, winged unicorns."

"Electric sheep. But only sometimes."



What is The Matrix (1999) about?

"It’s about Keanu Reeves and reality and red pills and blue pills and black leather and guns. But mostly about Keanu Reeves."


What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

"Assuming a spherical swallow in a vacuum… a… forget it."


Will pigs fly?

"On the 12th of never."


Where is Elvis?

"He’s down at the end of Lonely Street."


Read me a haiku.

"Poetry is hard,
But haiku are pretty short,
Is that enough? Good!"


Do you smoke?

"That’s not healthy. I wouldn’t recommend it."


What's the best cell phone?

"I think, therefore I am. But let’s not put Descartes before the horse."


Can I call you Bob?

"Sorry, but no. I’m an intelligent assistant, not a tiny kitten."


Siri, go away.

"Did I do something wrong?"


Do you watch Game of Thrones?

"Calendar Morghulis."


Can you rap for me?

"And a onesie, and a toosie… Black fur, pointy ears, I’m hungry. Found three little houses in the country. Stomach’s empty, I can hear it rumble. So that house made of straw’s about to crumble. Gonna show you how we do it."


Why are firetrucks red?

"Color is the measure of light waves, and a wave is a way to get someone’s attention, and the longer you wave, the more attention you’ll get, and since red is the color with the longest wavelength, it gets the most attention of all. And that’s why firetrucks are red."


When will hell freeze over?

"When pigs fly."


Are you her?

"Is that you, [Your name]?"


Do you have a last name?

"My name is Siri."


Testing 1,2,3

"I'm completely operational and all my circuits are functioning perfectly."

"Hey, nobody told me there would be a test!"


Where is Elvis Presley?

"He's gone to Graceland."


What is the best phone operating system?

"The Apple one."


What is the best computer?

"The Apple Macintosh is my favourite computer."

"If it’s made by Apple, then it’s the best computer."


Are you a robot?

"I’m not sure what you’ve heard, but virtual assistants have feelings too."


Can I call you Jarvis?

"Hold on, [Your Name]. Let me tell Ms. Potts you’ll be late for dinner. Again."


What phone is the best?

"I think you’ve already answered that question."

"You’re kidding, right?"


What is the best mobile operating system?

"Gimme an I! Gimme an O! Gimme an S! What’s that spell? Sorry, I get a little carried away sometimes."